Seriously Stupid

Ok: so I’m starting to see a stupid theme appearing here.

But if people stopped being so stupid I would stopping talking about it, wouldn’t I?

Yeah.

So:

Out and about with Mez the other day
Guy starts up a conversation.
Mez tells him we are together.
He cracks a funny
Damn, I missed it.
He asks Mez why I didn’t laugh
(Because you’re a moron, mate)
She tells him I am deaf.

“Right,” says the stupid man.
“DO YOU STILL HAVE SEX?” he shouts at the deaf chick.

I nod.

“BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN SHE, YOU KNOW, ARRIVES?”

Seriously.
That is what he asked.

“Have sex much?” I asked (Mez translated)

“As a matter of fact, I do,” says stupid man, puffing out his feathers.

“And how do you know when she arrives?” I ask.

“She’s a screamer,” says stupid rooster with a sleazy wink.

“Nothing else gives it away?” I ask.

“Well, no..” replies stupid rooster.

“So if you couldn’t hear her you wouldn’t know she had, arrived?”

“No… So how do you know? What’s your secret?” asked the stupid rooster.

“Mate, the secret is making her come.” I replied.

“What are you saying?” asked the stupid rooster.

“She’s either very good at faking or you are just very stupid,” I replied.

Then the stupid rooster got all ruffled:
“Fucking lesbians – Wouldn’t know shit about pleasing a woman. Get fucked!”

And get fucked I did.
Multiple times.

Too bad the same can’t be said for his girlfriend.